Best Suspension Ever.

We all knew this was bound to happen.

"A&E has lifted its suspension on 'Duck Dynasty' star Phil Robertson after less than two weeks...Last week, A&E stated that it was disappointed in Robertson and put him on hiatus. But in a statement to THR on Friday (Dec. 27), A&E said it was inviting him back. Because no filming took place during his suspension, Robertson will appear in all new episodes of the show.
'While Phil’s comments made in the interview reflect his personal views based on his own beliefs, and his own personal journey, he and his family have publicly stated they regret the “coarse language” he used and the mis-interpretation of his core beliefs based only on the article. He also made it clear he would “never incite or encourage hate.” We at A+E Networks expressed our disappointment with his statements in the article, and reiterate that they are not views we hold.'"
Shorter A&E: We'd be crazy to kill our cash cow, so Phil's back even though his suspension amounted to… no suspension. Besides, you idiots don't have the short term memory of a goldfish. By the way, aren't they adorable? Don't forget to buy our shit.


  1. Good to see that his numbers dropped quite a bit.


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